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| Laos |
Soontonwattana
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| Soontonwatana School |
Vietnam
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| Vietnam |
For the second time in a week I find myself trudging through thigh-high liquidy substances. This time its not just water and floating trash though. This time its mud. A lot of mud. And trees. And rocks. And everything that got caught in the mountainside's path after the rain convinced it that it would be more fun to flow into the road then to remain a solidified mountainside. Unfortunately for me, the road it decided to explore was the only way to the Laos- Vietnam border crossing, and I got stuck on the wrong side. So now here I am again, my pants yanked up to my hips and everything I own on this side of the world strapped to my back. Only this time if I slide off the muddy tree trunk I'm balancing on, I don't just fall backwards into the floodwaters of Chaiyaphum. This time, I fall off the mountainside. Oy.
Slurp. Slurp. Ploop. Slurp. Slurp. Ploop.
I'm covered in mud to my butt and my small back pack is dripping in it before I've even gone a yard. One of the many other Laos passagers making the trek to one side of the avalanche or the other takes my small bag for me so I can better balance across the tricky tree trunks ahead. I tighten the straps of my big backpack, inch slowly onto the tree trunk, waver on a slipper patch, glance down to my left at the drop to the valley below and decide to swallow my pride and crawl across the fallen trees instead. My knees are cut to shit and I'm even more caked in mud, but me and my 50 lb bag make it across. As soon as my mud covered self drops down in front of the line of buses backed up on the other side of the slide, every Laos local in sight starts pointing and laughing before showing me down to the river to rinse off. There's not another Westerner in sight- I think there was a memo that I missed, probably something along the lines of "Don't travel through Laos in the rainy season." or "Beware of mud."
I have a small car battery strapped to my chest. Exposed wire leads from the connection points to a small lamp bungeed to my forehead. I hesitantly step into the cool mountain stream and settle onto an old innertube. There is a rope strung from a nearby tree through an opening in the mountain; the opening is little bigger then my tube, from which the cool water I'm sitting in pours. I grab the rope and pull myself through the opening.
The light reflecting through the water gives the inner chambor an emerald glow. Ahead of me, two Finnish boys just out of thier military duty speed forth into the inner cave. I follow, making room from Rob and Mike to make their way through the opening. As we swing deeper and deeper into the cave, the emerald color gives way to the dark. I look nervously down at my car battery, which is now submersed in water, but surprisingly my light holds and I'm not electricuted. The cave is now alive with bouncing lights as we swing our tubes around and around, futher and further into the cave. A beautiful tenor voice echos off the cavern walls in slow mornful-sounding Laos; our guild is singing.
At a small beach of sorts we leave our tubes and continue on foot... or rather hands and knees, as we clamor through the tight passages. The slow drip of water surrounds us. I try not to think about how many future stalactites we're destroying. Our guild shows us how to "play" the stalactites by stricking a broken piece of another stalactite against its hollow sounding brethon.
Oh the things you can't do in the States...
I'm standing knee deep in water, all my worldly processions jammed into Dad's big pack and strapped to my back, its substantial weight trying its dammist to pull me backwards. I retie my skirt even further up my thigh, gingerly inch my Jelly-clad foot forward in a search for a stable footing, and step off the curb. Instantly the water level rises to mid-calf. I catch sight of myself in the mirror of a nearby bridal store and laugh; laden with goods, hair in disarray, surrounded my muddy water and floating trash, its definitely not my most attractive moment.
Onwards I trudge, slowly following Cait's determined back though the swollen streets. A middle aged couple playing with a motorized toy boat wave at me as I pass. An old lady and her granddaughter sit curled up on a sidewalk bench, watching floating trash and adventurous neighbors slowly pass their little island. They hail us, asking where we are from. 'America!' Cait yells from across the street, to which a chorus of muttered "oh, America!" from the duo and their relatives, who are now hanging out of the upstairs window, reply, as if that explains everything.
10 minutes later, and I can see my destination ahead. Cait stops on the edge of the unseen curb and we say our goodbyes before she turns around and starts trudging back to the motorbike, which we parked a mile back on (relatively) higher ground. Its a sad but not teary farewell, for though we have no specific plans, we both know in our gut we'll see each other again. (cheers Cait!)
I stand on the curb for a minute, taking in the scene, before stepping off again into what in drier times functions as a roundabout. Up ahead what looks like an upside down tin roof comes floating around the corner, pushed by a gangle of dirty teenage boys. A pregnant women clad in white stands demurely in the middle. The boys call out as they pass; the women smiles slyly, hand resting on her belly. I wave as I turn into the higher and drier bus station grounds.
Goodbye Chaiyaphum.